"spacemountain" offers up this exclusive scene from the newly redone "PepsiCola's Star Wars: A New Hope - Special Ultra THX Edition":
Hot damn, this "MagnumHB" makes me interested in religion and football!
"eXXon" runs a mean race:
"Phurie" is apparently a furry with poor spelling abilities. PUT YOUR ARMBAND BACK ON, DEVIANT!
"Wallwhacker" provides ample motivation to kick some French ass.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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