The Bakunians are a peaceful people, who inhabit a small and hairless star system in the Andromeda Galaxy.
Aesthetes always, the Bakunians are renowned for their elaborate artwork...
...and architecture. They have heard......and seen the wonders of the universe. Intrepid explorers, the Bakunians now set off to investigate a small, backwater planet in a neighboring galaxy:
The planet Earth.

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