This is the second of our two part look at "question and answer" websites. I don't know about you, but with all the knowledge I've picked up these past couple weeks my brain feels like it's about to burst. It doesn't really feel like knowledge though, more like contempt for the human race.

Oh you're just no fun at all.

Everyone is happy now after the cat blood story!

"KEMIST" cracks the case. Next mystery: How do they cram all that graham?

Oh, "2 CUTE," you're incorrigible!

Before people's lives hit rock bottom there is a time they try all sorts of crazy shit to get things turned around.

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