Oh you're just no fun at all.
Everyone is happy now after the cat blood story!
"KEMIST" cracks the case. Next mystery: How do they cram all that graham?
Oh, "2 CUTE," you're incorrigible!
Before people's lives hit rock bottom there is a time they try all sorts of crazy shit to get things turned around.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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