In the proud tradition of their forefathers......these Bakunian biologists pried useful information from even the most anal-retentive subjects. Meanwhile, in an newly-constructed chamber elsewhere in the cavernous belly of the mothership......other Bakunians were testing the physical limits of Earthlings. For such highly developed social animals, humans were surprisingly puny creatures. They were quite easily contorted into the most unnatural positions......and were quite susceptible to physical pain, a useless sensation that Bakunians had discarded eons ago. But regardless of their shortcomings, the art and culture of these Earthlings would surely prove to be an amazing resource for Bakunians everywhere. And the people of Bakunia felt something they had forgotten for millenia--joy.
Is this legend true or false? Fact or fiction? All that remains is a single film, purportedly left behind by the Bakunians as a chronicle of their adventures on Earth. Its validity? You be the judge--if you are still so sure of your sanity here in the Second Life Safari.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.