Jose Canseco Edition
The one and only former Major League Baseball superstar / morally grotesque steroid mutant uses his Twitter account to announce his homelessness, get existential, hate on haters, and address the accusation that he definitely sends his non-famous twin brother Ozzie Canseco to appearances including boxing matches in his place. Follow him if you want to get your money's worth with this whole Twitter thing!

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