Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath
When Kane's local drug store is out of razors, we all pay. 7/10
Welcome to 1996, where this RTS would have only been slightly behind the curve in graphics, game mechanics, and production quality. 0/10
Focus-tested and reworked from the ground up for your apathetic pleasure. 7/10
Viking: Battle For Asgard
Two hours of fun in a ten hour game. 6/10
Pinball Hall Of Fame - The Williams Collection
Revisit the greatest pinball machines of all time, with the added bonus of radiation. 8/10
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
Manages to be better than Final Fantasy VII, earning a spot in the prestigious and exclusive "Every Halfway Decent And Comprehensible Video Game Released In The Last Ten Years" club. 8/10
Rainbow Islands Evolution
By associating itself with the rainbow, Evolution does more damage to the gay community than an army of indestructible laser robots fueled by the prayers of Fred Phelps. 2/10
Sega Superstars Tennis
Pudding from Space Channel Five is a superstar in the same way that Sega Superstars Tennis is a must-buy. 4/10
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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