Welcome to the Webcam Ward where we got caught up in a whirlwind crime drama involving a madman, and the only way to disarm the bomb (there's a bomb involved) is to watch terrible YouTube videos every two weeks. In this episode, Diabetus and I pray for an X-Box red ring of (literal) death. You'll see.

I have a lot of fond memories of Halo, especially the multiplayer. I remember those wistful days being kicked off of X-Box Live for talking about deep-seeded personal problems and my dreams of one day escaping my parents' potato farm. I remember ignoring flags and frags, content to just enjoy a virtual summer drive in a Warthog. Those days are long gone now, thanks to CyberCandle.

See, CyberCandle has a very funny joke to tell you on YouTube. Far be it for me to ruin the surprise and tell you what it is, but I will just say that the preceding clause is the Internet equivalent of saying "Far be it for me to give you a heads-up about the drunk driver headed your way."

Since I am a video game geek, there's a lot of jokes about the Covenant and the Flood I could make about CyberCandle's future (speficially what I wish for it), but after watching the video more than once, you know what? I don't care what fictional video game faction kills this dude, so long as they do it. Fuck, forget the video game thing - if a mythical dog made of barbed wire and carbolic acid ate this guy's face, the world's still better off. Anything, really. I'm not picky.

Halo BJ

The result of delivering a baby when the birth canal is full of broken glass from Chernobyl Added:
Description: Master Chief cums in with an aggressive suck on things! (slowbeef's note: Sorry?)
User: CyberCandle
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Views: 11

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That does it for this week at the Webcam Ward and if you run into a downright horrible video on the world wide web, let us know!

– Dia "Diabetus" Betus and Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer

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