We'll drop everything we are doing and start on this right away, sir. We apologize for the inconveinence.
I like the squirt gun full of piss myself.
Yeah, his English is poor but he knew enough to put stupid ass smilies in his post. That's how you know he's a moron in his native language as well.
Well, at least it got one more moron off the internet.
It's a post about nothing!
SOMEONE INFORM BATMAN!
Special thanks to my FYAD friends for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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