We'll drop everything we are doing and start on this right away, sir. We apologize for the inconveinence.

I like the squirt gun full of piss myself.

Yeah, his English is poor but he knew enough to put stupid ass smilies in his post. That's how you know he's a moron in his native language as well.

Well, at least it got one more moron off the internet.

It's a post about nothing!

SOMEONE INFORM BATMAN!

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