You're the man now dog.

I have nothing to say!

I am afraid for my life. If you want to risk your own just click here

Hahaha if there's anything funnier than insane people asking for help on message boards it's insane foriegn people asking for help on message boards.

No, because 25 cents worth of plastic would really trim down their profit margin. And it's a stupid idea anyway.

Ah, so many questions, so little brain cells.

I'd rather die than read the Steampowered forums.

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