GET THE FUCK OUT.
I want to be a nerd talking about the internet on the radio.
It's going to be a bitch after this game is released and everyone starts calling it SA. Okay folks, starting now the new acronym for Something Awful is MADD.
When you have a forum about just one single game posts like this happen. Can you get anymore inane than this?
Only people who have three months off every summer asks that question.
Hey shut up.
I hope I can "pwnz0r" a house someday!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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