This post basically translates into, "I want to be date raped by a senior guy too!"
I want to abuse Paris Hilton.
I'm thinking you won't be standing at the top of the cheer pyramid.
When you support cheerleadism, what the fuck are you "supporting"? It's not a cause, it's a 10 minute diversion between quarters.
My parents are amish. Every night they make me til the corn fields and tape Dharma and Greg for them.
Shut up. I'm sick of you clowns.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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