This post basically translates into, "I want to be date raped by a senior guy too!"
I want to abuse Paris Hilton.
I'm thinking you won't be standing at the top of the cheer pyramid.
When you support cheerleadism, what the fuck are you "supporting"? It's not a cause, it's a 10 minute diversion between quarters.
My parents are amish. Every night they make me til the corn fields and tape Dharma and Greg for them.
Shut up. I'm sick of you clowns.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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