This post basically translates into, "I want to be date raped by a senior guy too!"
I want to abuse Paris Hilton.
I'm thinking you won't be standing at the top of the cheer pyramid.
When you support cheerleadism, what the fuck are you "supporting"? It's not a cause, it's a 10 minute diversion between quarters.
Stop eating.
My parents are amish. Every night they make me til the corn fields and tape Dharma and Greg for them.
Shut up. I'm sick of you clowns.
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