This post basically translates into, "I want to be date raped by a senior guy too!"
I want to abuse Paris Hilton.
I'm thinking you won't be standing at the top of the cheer pyramid.
When you support cheerleadism, what the fuck are you "supporting"? It's not a cause, it's a 10 minute diversion between quarters.
My parents are amish. Every night they make me til the corn fields and tape Dharma and Greg for them.
Shut up. I'm sick of you clowns.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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