The Gladiators Zone

When I used to watch American Gladitors I could not have guessed there would be a forum full of escaped insane asylum patients posting how much they loved Turbo. But like mama always said, you never know what you're going to find on the internet!

Hey Jay, what was the outcome of the event? I need something to climax to.

I don't think I'm ready for this!

You sad, sad man.

Can you believe this guy gets a million unique hits per month! No? Okay, I didn't think so.

Isn't TNN some horrible country music station? Yeah there's a great demand for that in Austraila.

How dare they!!!

I am APPALLED and OUTRAGED!

American Gladitors was something you watch on a lazy Saturday afternoon because you are bored out of your fucking mind and there is absolutely nothing better to do, not something to write in-depth analyst on.

Oh boy, isn't he dreamy?

She was a wonderful person and donated spandex to kid's shelters.

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