Can I touch your boob?

While I was reading this thread I actually blacked out and banged my head on the cat.

If a cheerleader says you are uncool then you are in fact uncool and should probably cry about it in your internet blog and kill yourself.

Yeah you can't have sex but your God thinks it's perfectly okay to dance around half naked in front of your school chums and attending parents.

Hahaha men's gymnastics hahaha.

Call the police! My daughter is joining the cheerleaders! Oh no Bill, what ever are we going to do?!

This thread is really turning me on.

She is a cutie but I think she is too stuck up!!!

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