How do people play Second Life when they can't even manage their first life? We've been asking this question for years now. Of course, we'll never be able to answer that, but what we can do is keep on making fun of Second Life ad nauseum. Hey, it's what we do best!
He needs a real life job to supplement the 4 dollars he makes from Second Life. Nothing that happens on Second Life can be classified as a "business model" unless that business model is failure.
I once passed by a Vietnamese restaurant that said Sum Dum Phuck and I wanted to go inside and see if there were any dumb fucks from Second Life.
At least there's one currency in the world that the dollar is stronger than.
You thought you could avoid it, but here's Second Life poetry!
Walt Whitman? More like Walt Witless.
It's just a game! Next thing you know people will be holding Second Life funerals.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.