Something awful happened here.
Cat Woman is a shitty movie just like you're a shitty person.
It's as if they are treating these characters like real people. They really need help.
Hey, shut up.
I have no clue what this person is talking about but I'm sure it is really important and demands your complete attention.
That's "normal" for you?
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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