Look around you.
Just look around you.
Have you worked out what we're looking for?
Correct. The answer is internet.
You know, I had a couple of long-winded of paragraphs about how much I dislike extremely religious people and how much of a goddamn bunch of pricks they are, but I figured I'd just say the following. Fuck these people.
Pray for PastorFreud. In my opinion he is probably a child molester! Because we all know how great of a track record priests have had of late. How libelous! Amen.
"PornKing" is not only a marijuana champion he's also the king of porn. Goddamn, this guy has everything going for him.
I pray that "downtrod" can get out of his rut of being a normal adult male. Amen.
God loves anal.
Please pray that little Jennifer doesn't grow up to be a slut. Amen.
Never ask Christians for help. They will only make you more ashamed of whatever it is you do. Amen.
Whether is not body inflation is considered pornography is not the most pressing issue here. It's whether or not having a body inflation fetish is a healthy thing or not. I'm guessing no. Amen.
I pray that you may listen to illegally downloaded music in peace. Amen.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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