Those chatlogs rock.

I consider that graffiti.

Drop your pants! Mom's home!

No kid has ever been bored in school for as long as the Earth has existed. You are the first.

You can get the same results flailing about your studio apartment like an idiot.

Only Asians play DDR.

Help me lose 30 pounds or they are going to take my thumbs!

I found Christ thanks to DDR.

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