They should make an after-school special about kids who play DDR and how they are real people too. It would be similiar to those movies that deal with retard kids or whatever. Like that show Life Goes On or whatever it was called.

Since public nudity is against the law we can take solace in the fact that they would be indoors away from us.

All the time!

You don't make friends with DDR!

Hey that's great.

Paycheck? More like rich white boy allowance.

So now you have a shitty life except you play DDR? What an inspirational story.

When you see DDR shit like LiveJournal can't be far away.

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