They should make an after-school special about kids who play DDR and how they are real people too. It would be similiar to those movies that deal with retard kids or whatever. Like that show Life Goes On or whatever it was called.
Since public nudity is against the law we can take solace in the fact that they would be indoors away from us.
All the time!
You don't make friends with DDR!
Hey that's great.
Paycheck? More like rich white boy allowance.
So now you have a shitty life except you play DDR? What an inspirational story.
When you see DDR shit like LiveJournal can't be far away.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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