Homeowner's report: Furries dramatically reduce property values by three hundred percent.
Looking for some community service opportunities? Make friends with an anime fan today!
Women's rights activists are marching tonight to speak out against the treatment of women in Japanese entertainment.
Missing Persons Report: Fat internet nerd. If you see someone like this please call police.
Accusations of evil doings have been charged against The Young Men's Club of America late Thursday afternoon. No word yet on if these charges have any merit.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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