In breaking news, a woman was born with male genitalia. We'll bring you more on this monumental story as it develops.
Ladies, let's face it, seventy percent of you won't do any better than "italianhunk6" so just settle now.
This just in, you're all wankers!
"bahamut hunter" takes a break from inserting Gundam Wing figures into cat's assholes to engage in some intelectual discussion.
Nasa scientists are hard at work deciphering what the fuck "Aurochs" is trying to say here.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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