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"bahamut hunter" takes a break from inserting Gundam Wing figures into cat's assholes to engage in some intelectual discussion.
Nasa scientists are hard at work deciphering what the fuck "Aurochs" is trying to say here.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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