In breaking news, a woman was born with male genitalia. We'll bring you more on this monumental story as it develops.
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"bahamut hunter" takes a break from inserting Gundam Wing figures into cat's assholes to engage in some intelectual discussion.
Nasa scientists are hard at work deciphering what the fuck "Aurochs" is trying to say here.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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