Baby got back.

Wow, they have a forum for everything on the internet!

New Pop sensation "Chikushou" will be heading out on tour this fall. Planned appearences are scheduled for LA, Denver, New York, and Springfield.

And finally, may God have mercy on us all.

Officials say that if you want to keep safe this winter please stay away from anyone who posts about anime, draws anime, patronizes anime conventions, occasionally rubs one out to anime, or dreams about anime where Pokemon and Tootie from Facts of Life save Christmas 1984 from a reanimated Hitler. Anime nuts can and will hurt you and your family. The best ways to defend yourself against these animals? Clean your face. Stay away from people with blue or pink hair. If someone asks you, "Would you like to watch some anime?", punch them square in the face.

That's all for this week. This is Spokker Jones reporting live from the evil soul draining bowels of the internet.

Special thanks goes to my FYAD friends HELLO.JPG, Colorfinger, otaku, Binbinkurisama, Shizuka, soag.242, DoctorWTF, -Ether-, TooMuchCoffeeMan, C. Cardigan, Cheesegod, trollusk, agenteraser, penifSMASH!, Mr. Deathy, Pizza Faget, HenryKrinkle, Evil Dr. Reef, and Zaranith for contributing to this report.

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– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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