Nothing relieves the nerves after an exhausting Calculus final like fantasizing about a dragon's tooth tearing your rectum to shreds.


Yea, my beastie is about 1 and a half Wii-motes. No big deal really.


Hah! 1 and a half. Child's play! Feast your eyes on this 2 Wii-mote beauty.


Varka's a lifesaver.


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