Nothing relieves the nerves after an exhausting Calculus final like fantasizing about a dragon's tooth tearing your rectum to shreds.

Yea, my beastie is about 1 and a half Wii-motes. No big deal really.

Hah! 1 and a half. Child's play! Feast your eyes on this 2 Wii-mote beauty.

Varka's a lifesaver.

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