We have the technology.
Any other crazies wanna talk about this stupid shit with me?
You fucking spoiled little shits have no idea how much of a bummer it was for my generation to have to beat off to a Sears catalog.
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Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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