Nappy is the new n-word.
I am a member of the church. I demand payment!
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It ain't a crime if all parties involved are really 40-year-old men.
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No one has ever overdosed on Internet. If they have it was probably laced with Linux.
First, call up your sister in law.
All great men cheated on their wife. It's a fact.
I'm not a racist but I don't like when genitals don't match in color, and shape.
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Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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