Nappy is the new n-word.
I am a member of the church. I demand payment!
BIG BABY BONERS
It ain't a crime if all parties involved are really 40-year-old men.
Hello spam posting robot. You sure are sexy... tee hee.
No one has ever overdosed on Internet. If they have it was probably laced with Linux.
First, call up your sister in law.
All great men cheated on their wife. It's a fact.
I'm not a racist but I don't like when genitals don't match in color, and shape.
Hello, I am the Internet doctor and I am here to cure what ails you. It's common knowledge that strangers are the most qualified to diagnose your symptoms.
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Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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