Nappy is the new n-word.


I am a member of the church. I demand payment!


BIG BABY BONERS


It ain't a crime if all parties involved are really 40-year-old men.


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No one has ever overdosed on Internet. If they have it was probably laced with Linux.


First, call up your sister in law.


All great men cheated on their wife. It's a fact.


I'm not a racist but I don't like when genitals don't match in color, and shape.


Hello, I am the Internet doctor and I am here to cure what ails you. It's common knowledge that strangers are the most qualified to diagnose your symptoms.

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