Mom's credit card? You mean dad's credit card, dear.


iPeriod


I'm jerking it so hard right now!!!


I don't think half the posters on Beinggirl are real girls. In fact most of them are me.


See, I wrote this post because the idea of girls pantsing girls is so hot I can barely contain my dignity.


Get used to it dear.


Is there some kind of program that does this to your posts because I can't imagine anyone doing this shit manually.


But in the end you used labels to describe who you hang out with. You're just as bad! Also, no one cares!


I would bet my life savings ($10) that "AceTeen" will be featured on an upcoming episode of To Catch A Predator. I better get in shape if I'm going to be on TV!


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