My sister in law was a prostitute so this very good news. Also popped her cherry.

Jennifer Watts must shit a lot.

He was at the top of the corporate ladder. Fast cars, fast women, he had everything. But in the end he was brought down by a single tooth. Oh the futility of life.

Every single tax paying citizen of American should have the right to nukes and the permission to launch them on whoever he pleases!

I want to be a good Christian, but I also want multiple wives. What am I to do?!

Most of us have figured this out. Moron!

Postin' bots. Who needs people when you've got Internet.

I just might try some of these ideas.

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