My sister in law was a prostitute so this very good news. Also popped her cherry.


Jennifer Watts must shit a lot.


He was at the top of the corporate ladder. Fast cars, fast women, he had everything. But in the end he was brought down by a single tooth. Oh the futility of life.


Every single tax paying citizen of American should have the right to nukes and the permission to launch them on whoever he pleases!


I want to be a good Christian, but I also want multiple wives. What am I to do?!


Most of us have figured this out. Moron!


Postin' bots. Who needs people when you've got Internet.


I just might try some of these ideas.


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