Last week Topix was such a huge forum that we couldn't feature all of it in one week! Well, here's part 2 of spam bots and invalids posting together in harmony.

Whatever you do, GBS will think it's a-okay.


You know it's such a beautiful day outside and I'm inside reading about incest. I love this job.


A common theme on Topix is fuck whoever you want as long as it's not in public. What's wrong with taking it public? Other people want to see too you selfish bastards!


Okay now wrap about fucking your sister in law please.


My sister in law drank soda all her life and she is so fukkin hott i just want to lick her tits and pu@@@


Help is on the way!

I'm 11, black, bi, and a sister in law.


More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

About This Column

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.