Four programmers died while trying to implement this idea into build 401,009,052.

Broussard: *slap* What the fuck is wrong with you? Look at this! *slap* Far Cry has plastic walls with the specular mapping cranked all the way up! *slap* I *slap* want *slap* you *slap* to *slap* put *slap* that *slap* in *slap* Duke *slap* right *slap* now! *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*
Programmer: Oh god someone help!!!

GORGE BUSH IS DUM LOL

The new Grand Theft Auto game is implementing something like this. AND IT'LL BE OUT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR.

Well, then you'd have to remove the whole forums. Har har har!

Here's detail for you. Everything in the game is preceded with Duke. Great idea! By the way, the Duke Nukem Forever programmer death toll is up to 76.

George Broussard: GAY ANAL SCAT PLAY? Why didn't I think of that?! ADD IT!

FOUR MORE YEARS!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!! What? No. I'm not cheering for George Bush's re-election. I'm talking about Duke Nukem Forever's development cycle.

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