I think he meant "fart". Or Fark, I don't know.
Well, good luck with that buddy.
Welcome to the new exciting season of Fantasy Bus Routes! I am your host Spokker Jones and have we got some kick ass bus routes tonight!
Do you know where I can find Chinese people?
"bladez87" is chatting it up!
"FireIce" knows what I like.
Well there's Ash Trays R Us. Ash Tray Bonanza. World of Ash Trays. Come to think of it they're all on the same street. The Ash Tray district! Over in Ash Tray town.
I know I want to sign up. Don't you?
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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