I think he meant "fart". Or Fark, I don't know.
Well, good luck with that buddy.
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Do you know where I can find Chinese people?
"bladez87" is chatting it up!
"FireIce" knows what I like.
Well there's Ash Trays R Us. Ash Tray Bonanza. World of Ash Trays. Come to think of it they're all on the same street. The Ash Tray district! Over in Ash Tray town.
I know I want to sign up. Don't you?
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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