I think he meant "fart". Or Fark, I don't know.
Well, good luck with that buddy.
Welcome to the new exciting season of Fantasy Bus Routes! I am your host Spokker Jones and have we got some kick ass bus routes tonight!
Do you know where I can find Chinese people?
"bladez87" is chatting it up!
"FireIce" knows what I like.
Well there's Ash Trays R Us. Ash Tray Bonanza. World of Ash Trays. Come to think of it they're all on the same street. The Ash Tray district! Over in Ash Tray town.
I know I want to sign up. Don't you?
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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