Singapore Discussion Network

When broken English and the internet collide, it's the Singapore Discussion Network!

No, it's a "disease". Even if it's meant as a joke I feel dirty saying that.

Say what?

If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!

"wendy81" doesn't get invited to a lot of parties.

There is no known cure at this time but scientists are working hard to make a breakthrough.

That's God telling you you're a sinner.

There are many great deals and fantastic savings on sex in IRC! For the low low price of your dignity you too can find sex on IRC!

Haha this is actually pretty funny.

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