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That's silly. You're silly.
There's, uhm, a typo there, uhm, oh never mind.
Oh no his hair.
I hate you too.
I heard Will Ferrel cuts too. True story!
Is this some kind of "you might be a redneck" self-mutilation edition? "IF YOU'RE A BIG EMO FAG AND YOU POST ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET, YOU MIGHT BE A CUTTER, OR A REDNECK, OR BOTH!" I don't know.
Oh, haha, I guess I was right.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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