Chalk up another accurate prediction for religion!


His nerd score is 0 despite the fact he plays the trumpet? Come on, that's gotta be worth some points right there!


A crosspost from the rape forum.


This guy would be a whole hell of a lot happier if he just quit listening to all his brain dead Christian friends and family members and learned not to hate himself for being gay. So much for the compassion of religion.


It says right here in the Bible, cybernetic enhancements, especially to your penis, are a-okay! Dig in, boys!


Everything's a sin.


I used to watch 7th Heaven on GodTube until the WB made a copyright claim. Those bastards.


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