These God freaks write some pretty weird fan fiction.

Oh no! They might be with Jesus! The horror... the horror... To be honest I wish I was aborted so I could be kickin' it with the J-Man right now.

I feel the same way about popular literature. My favorite book is To Kill A Mockingbird but my parents made me block out all the references to chiffarobes.

There's two ways it can go for this kid. He can either grow out of his fondness for dragons and become a normal person, or start drawing dicks on dragons and became, well, a lost cause. I'm pulling for him though.

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