These God freaks write some pretty weird fan fiction.
Oh no! They might be with Jesus! The horror... the horror... To be honest I wish I was aborted so I could be kickin' it with the J-Man right now.
I feel the same way about popular literature. My favorite book is To Kill A Mockingbird but my parents made me block out all the references to chiffarobes.
There's two ways it can go for this kid. He can either grow out of his fondness for dragons and become a normal person, or start drawing dicks on dragons and became, well, a lost cause. I'm pulling for him though.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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