Oh you stud, I'm loving that "just got kicked in the balls" look you're sporting.
Finally, someone to pick off and eat the bugs embedded in my back. It's like one of those symbiotic relationships you see in nature.
Listen lady this site is for people who want to get fucked in the ass with a spiked bat, not have their house cleaned.
Just think, somewhere in Ohio this woman is grinding some dude's balls into ground beef and tweaking his nipples with a pair of pliers.
That's no mask.
I think this makes up for slavery.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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