Oh you stud, I'm loving that "just got kicked in the balls" look you're sporting.

Finally, someone to pick off and eat the bugs embedded in my back. It's like one of those symbiotic relationships you see in nature.

Listen lady this site is for people who want to get fucked in the ass with a spiked bat, not have their house cleaned.

Just think, somewhere in Ohio this woman is grinding some dude's balls into ground beef and tweaking his nipples with a pair of pliers.

That's no mask.

I think this makes up for slavery.

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