Oh you stud, I'm loving that "just got kicked in the balls" look you're sporting.
Finally, someone to pick off and eat the bugs embedded in my back. It's like one of those symbiotic relationships you see in nature.
Listen lady this site is for people who want to get fucked in the ass with a spiked bat, not have their house cleaned.
Just think, somewhere in Ohio this woman is grinding some dude's balls into ground beef and tweaking his nipples with a pair of pliers.
That's no mask.
I think this makes up for slavery.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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