What's the over/under on how many family members molested this crazy woman? Six? Seven? Taking all bets!

This is the end. The end of what? I don't know. This is just the end.

Like getting whipped and know your way around a CSS stylesheet? Call me!

Have issues that need to be sorted out with a psychiatrist? BDSM is for you!

What do they feed these girls in Auckland? Jesus.

I wonder if when this girl put her picture on the Internet she knew some pervy guy was going to take it and put it up on "CollarMe" and pretend to be her.

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