Yeah I saw the report on the news. That seadramon has been on the loose for a while and it's becoming a real pain for the residents of San Diego.


WE'VE BEEN DETECTED! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!


Actually, the oldest poster would be the one trying to pick up on all these kids.


At least they are smarter than the members of CollarMe.


You were too old for the Digiworld five years ago.


DRAMA IN THE DIGIVERSE.


Pokemon? Real??? What are you some kind of stupid fuck?!


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