Yeah I saw the report on the news. That seadramon has been on the loose for a while and it's becoming a real pain for the residents of San Diego.
WE'VE BEEN DETECTED! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!
Actually, the oldest poster would be the one trying to pick up on all these kids.
At least they are smarter than the members of CollarMe.
You were too old for the Digiworld five years ago.
DRAMA IN THE DIGIVERSE.
Pokemon? Real??? What are you some kind of stupid fuck?!
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Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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