I know what you mean. I think Naruto is watching me poop.

Don't the Digimons ever shut the hell up over there?

Have you ever tried a Digiclipse, on weeeeeeed???

You know, if I had kids I'd install a keylogger on their computer, not to see if they are talking to any perverts but to see if they believe in stupid shit like the Digiclipse.

Only those who believe in the power of Digimon can see them so they wouldn't see my Digimon, STUPID. All true believers know that!

I too believe in the Digiworld because I am unable to talk to girls.

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