I AM IN TARGET! *runs down the automotive aisle*
It's about as normal as driving on flat tires in the snow while jerking off your fat Uncle Bob.
The crazy broad who wrote these Harry Potter books in the first place would be proud!
Oh sweet Jesus.
Don't these three look like the stupidest mother fuckers alive?
DON'T BRING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG INTO THIS.
If you look at the drawing a certain way it looks like he gave her one big ass breast. I'm sure it's just a "coincidence".
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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