I AM IN TARGET! *runs down the automotive aisle*

It's about as normal as driving on flat tires in the snow while jerking off your fat Uncle Bob.

The crazy broad who wrote these Harry Potter books in the first place would be proud!

Oh sweet Jesus.

Don't these three look like the stupidest mother fuckers alive?


If you look at the drawing a certain way it looks like he gave her one big ass breast. I'm sure it's just a "coincidence".

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