I AM IN TARGET! *runs down the automotive aisle*
It's about as normal as driving on flat tires in the snow while jerking off your fat Uncle Bob.
The crazy broad who wrote these Harry Potter books in the first place would be proud!
Oh sweet Jesus.
Don't these three look like the stupidest mother fuckers alive?
DON'T BRING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG INTO THIS.
If you look at the drawing a certain way it looks like he gave her one big ass breast. I'm sure it's just a "coincidence".
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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