We interupt this edition of Weekend Web for some emergency Rap Battles!
"Ja'e Roc" Vs. "Optimus"
"Blak Siinz" Vs. Some Other Guy with a Dumb Username
"DaCROZofHB" Vs. "BIGPAPPA76"
"emcee Reaper" Vs. "Shifty Fingers"
"Lyrical Demon 04" Vs. ToxicVerbz
Winners: No one
Thank you for attending this week's Rap Battle contest!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.