Sit on my "pilster".
"To be continued"? NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
There was another thread on this forum titled, "I want to fuck those eyebrows." I saw it and once and then I couldn't find it.
Don't when surprised when "emnme" is arrested for trying to climb over Emma Watson's fence.
I feel the same way about Jaleel White.
If I inspired shit like this I would be afraid to go outside.
Hell, I'd be afraid to walk around in my own yard.
Ah, the life of a forum poet.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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