Sit on my "pilster".

"To be continued"? NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

There was another thread on this forum titled, "I want to fuck those eyebrows." I saw it and once and then I couldn't find it.

Don't when surprised when "emnme" is arrested for trying to climb over Emma Watson's fence.

I feel the same way about Jaleel White.

If I inspired shit like this I would be afraid to go outside.

Hell, I'd be afraid to walk around in my own yard.

Oh Benedict.

Ah, the life of a forum poet.

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