Apparently one PETA wasn't annoying enough, so they went out and made another one. This one's just as bad.
I don't think writing in to TV shows does anything except let them know you're watching, so good luck.
Nobody at my high school was ever this dedicated to making fun of dorks.
I'm going as someone who needs a real hobby.
The elderly pride themselves on not giving a shit about what anyone thinks. The sooner you learn this, the happier you'll be.
Get out there with some signs or something you gigantic pussies.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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