Apparently one PETA wasn't annoying enough, so they went out and made another one. This one's just as bad.
I don't think writing in to TV shows does anything except let them know you're watching, so good luck.
Nobody at my high school was ever this dedicated to making fun of dorks.
I'm going as someone who needs a real hobby.
The elderly pride themselves on not giving a shit about what anyone thinks. The sooner you learn this, the happier you'll be.
Get out there with some signs or something you gigantic pussies.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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