Apparently one PETA wasn't annoying enough, so they went out and made another one. This one's just as bad.
I don't think writing in to TV shows does anything except let them know you're watching, so good luck.
Nobody at my high school was ever this dedicated to making fun of dorks.
I'm going as someone who needs a real hobby.
The elderly pride themselves on not giving a shit about what anyone thinks. The sooner you learn this, the happier you'll be.
Get out there with some signs or something you gigantic pussies.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
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Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?