Uma Thurman

Ever since that horrible movie Kill Bill fat greasy nerds have been obsessing over Uma Thurman like wild dogs. Here is their world headquarters.

Absolutely riveting.

Haha you're hilarious!

These people are a riot!

If you know the middle name of the person you are stalking there is no hope for you. That's it. The end. You cannot be helped.

If you manage to make a Livejournal look cool then all of existance will implode into itself.

VOTE OR DIE MOTHER FUCKERS.

These are the type of people who watch Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood every evening.

Ugh.

Someone throw a party!

I have a headache.

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