Remember that movie Total Recall?

Oh OMGWTFBBQ you card.

My cock is more beautiful.

If you can read this horrifically small text then it just might make you laugh!

Alright I admit, I banged Rei Ayanamanami as a dickgirl.

Yes.

Holy mother of God.

There's something that isn't quite right with this picture.

SORRY BUT THEY NEED TO BE 12 IN ORDER FOR ME TO GET OFF.

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