I'm sure many of these furries would love to get off on being attacked by a tiger.
Anybody remember that show Harry and the Hendersons? It wasn't that good though and I don't know why I remembered it.
It's almost over folks.
Where do I sign up!
I dream of a world, a world without furries.
They make dog dildos???
Sorry but when you jerk off to Moogles that's the last straw.
No wonder Quiznos tastes better than Subway!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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