I'm sure many of these furries would love to get off on being attacked by a tiger.

Anybody remember that show Harry and the Hendersons? It wasn't that good though and I don't know why I remembered it.

It's almost over folks.

Where do I sign up!

I dream of a world, a world without furries.

They make dog dildos???

Sorry but when you jerk off to Moogles that's the last straw.

No wonder Quiznos tastes better than Subway!

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