I'm sure many of these furries would love to get off on being attacked by a tiger.
Anybody remember that show Harry and the Hendersons? It wasn't that good though and I don't know why I remembered it.
It's almost over folks.
Where do I sign up!
I dream of a world, a world without furries.
They make dog dildos???
Sorry but when you jerk off to Moogles that's the last straw.
No wonder Quiznos tastes better than Subway!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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