What are you talking about? All furries are fat.


May your fat furry bless you and change the tides in His grace and love.


Either he's talking about his height or his cock. Knowing these guys I'm willing to bet it's the latter.


MY FURSONA


I can jerk off to four different furry pictures at once!


The only possible response to the question "How do I become friends with a girl?" are a bunch of replies that go, "Yeah I don't know but here's a story about how I failed to talk to girls."


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