What are you talking about? All furries are fat.
May your fat furry bless you and change the tides in His grace and love.
Either he's talking about his height or his cock. Knowing these guys I'm willing to bet it's the latter.
I can jerk off to four different furry pictures at once!
The only possible response to the question "How do I become friends with a girl?" are a bunch of replies that go, "Yeah I don't know but here's a story about how I failed to talk to girls."
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.