For decades Bigfoot has eluded mankind, probably because he doesn't exist. The legend of Bigfoot is fun and all when you're a kid, but eventually you forget about it once you hit puberty. Unable to accept the fact that Bigfoot is just a ride at Knott's Berry Farm, grown men continue to post about it on Bigfoot forums. Even Fox won't do a Bigfoot special anymore. It's over, guys.

I was almost certain this story was going to end in sex.

His movie should be called, "Nothing but Footage of Trees".

Type C Bigfoot is half Bigfoot half duck.

Bigfoot loves boobs.

Uh oh, he inferred that we are stupid. Better start believing in Bigfoot!


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