You are a beautiful and unique lady!
You can try to trick it, but that cat still knows it's not eating goddamn Fancy Feast.
Back in my day we had to use our hands, and by golly, that's how we liked it.
Thanks for the life story, pops.
I was trying to think of a John Kerry joke for this but the thought of him doing anything sexual disgusts me greatly so I won't be doing that.
aw heeeeelllll yea son!!!!
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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