You are a beautiful and unique lady!

You can try to trick it, but that cat still knows it's not eating goddamn Fancy Feast.

Back in my day we had to use our hands, and by golly, that's how we liked it.

Thanks for the life story, pops.

I was trying to think of a John Kerry joke for this but the thought of him doing anything sexual disgusts me greatly so I won't be doing that.

aw heeeeelllll yea son!!!!

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