It's too bad I already used that "orange you glad..." line.

It is amazing how much people can write about a subject they feel passionately about.

I voted "Skip" because that's probably what it looks like this guy's doing when he tries to walk around.

You know those commercials where you can get a degree at home for things like TV/VCR repair and bookkeeping? I'll bet something like this is one of the homework assignments for the bookkeeping one because let's face it, if you're getting your bookkeeping degree from a commerical chances are you don't have many real books to begin with.

Oh okay, I guess it is normal then.

I play with legos sometimes.

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