Of course this isn't normal, not everyone owns a Jack Russell.

Oh man, this one's a total coin toss. It could go either way, really.

Give it a rest Greg, we're trying to have a normal-people discussion here.

I don't think there's been a "yes" so far, actually.

Wait, yes, this one's definitely normal.

It's getting to the point where I'd rather watch Catwoman than read many more of these.

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