Sounds like someone's playing pranks with a Talkboy."Hi kids, we're home early."
"A job well done!"
I feel bad for the devil because at this rate the only thing that comes in clear on his TV is "A Current Affair."
There is an old saying: The best revenge is taking a huge shit in their driveway.
If you are that Oreck guy from TV with the vacuum commercials you probably shouldn't read this one.
I'll bet this is the same kid that shits in the vacuum.
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What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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