Sounds like someone's playing pranks with a Talkboy."Hi kids, we're home early."
"A job well done!"
I feel bad for the devil because at this rate the only thing that comes in clear on his TV is "A Current Affair."
There is an old saying: The best revenge is taking a huge shit in their driveway.
If you are that Oreck guy from TV with the vacuum commercials you probably shouldn't read this one.
I'll bet this is the same kid that shits in the vacuum.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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