Sounds like someone's playing pranks with a Talkboy."Hi kids, we're home early."
"A job well done!"
I feel bad for the devil because at this rate the only thing that comes in clear on his TV is "A Current Affair."
There is an old saying: The best revenge is taking a huge shit in their driveway.
If you are that Oreck guy from TV with the vacuum commercials you probably shouldn't read this one.
I'll bet this is the same kid that shits in the vacuum.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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